ring-ring! ring-ring! ring-ring!
Hedgie: Hello, this is Hedgie speaking.
Moron: Can I please speak to your deputy head teacher?
Hedgie: I’m sorry. I imagine you are trying to call G*** M***** Primary School. I’m afraid their number has changed and BT has given me their old number. This is now a private phone number. I actually think G*** M***** Primary School has closed down, as I have been unable to find their new number. Directory enquiries does not have it, although the old number is all over the internet.
Moron: Thank you.
~click~
3 seconds later –
ring-ring! ring-ring! ring-ring!
Hedgie: Hello, Hedgie speaking.
Moron: Is this G*** M***** Primary School?
Hedgie: No. This is a private number.
Moron: ok.
~click~
**%$*!!!?
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
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